privacy statement

I am a private citizen.

I don't do:

  • public book signings (private, maybe).
  • personal appearances
  • face-to-face interviews (other kinds, maybe)
  • photographs
  • speeches (unless you have heavy security)
  • public meetings (private, maybe)
  • biographies of myself, self-, autjhorized or otherwise
  • parties (unless it is someone I know well)
  • tours

I will sue unauthorzed biographers of me for invasion of privacy (and other civil & criminal proceedings).

I will sue photographers for theft of image (and other civil & criminal proceedings).

Attorneys, solicitors, and barristers who specialize in privacy law are welcome to send their business cards and invited to send their professional brochures.

 

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